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Resume from GOD

February 5, 2011

To Whom It May Concern: 🙂

I heard you were considering a new manager in your life. I would

like to apply for the job. I believe I am the most qualified

candidate. I am the only one that has even done this job


I was the first manager of human beings. In fact I made them, so

naturally I know how humanity works, and what is best to get people

back into proper working condition. It will be like having the

manufacturer as your personal mechanic.

If this is your first time considering me, I would just like to

point out that my salary has already been paid by the blood of my

son, Jesus on the cross of Calvary. What I need from you is the

acknowledgment that the price is sufficient to pay for all of your

sin and your independence from Me. I need you to believe this in

your heart and to tell somebody else about your decision with your


The next thing I ask is the right to change and fix your life so you

can learn how to stay close to Me. I will make some major changes

and revisions.They are not for you to worry about. I need your

permission to execute these changes, My way and in My time. I will

change your desires and give you the strength to make the changes.

Please keep your hands out of the way. Don’t try to help me and

Don’t resist me. I really do need your full commitment and

cooperation. If you give me those, the process can go smoothly,

without delays.

Yours Sincerely,


P.S. I created the heavens and the earth. I AM. BELOW IS MY




All over, Every Place 00000

Phone: (123) 456-PRAY


From the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time. From

everlasting to everlasting. I made time.


All Powerful


*Created the universe, put the galaxies in place, formed man.

*Established heaven and earth by My spoken Word and am currently

holding up the world by My power.


*I AM and I have all knowledge.


Love, light, and life (1John 4:16, 1John 1:5, John 14:6).

A representative, but by no means conclusive list of other character

traits follows:

Wisdom – James 1:5

Comfort – 2 Corinthians 1:3

Truth – John 8:32

Healer – 1 Peter 2:24

Strength – Phil. 4:13

Forgiveness – 1John 1:9

Provider – Phil. 4:19

Mercy – Ephesians 2:24

Good – Matt. 19:17

Peace – Romans 14:17


Willing and ready to take over your life.

Able to put your life together again.

Will bring all of who I AM into your life.

Can start now.

Will transform your life if you let Me.


Work in your life has already been paid for through the blood of My

Son, Jesus.

Your only responsibility is to commit initially and on a daily


To trust and obey what Jesus has done and wants to do in your life.


Other references available upon request.




Earth’s ‘wobble’ means your zodiac sign may be wrong

January 15, 2011

A Minnesota astronomer confirms what many have suspected: Your horoscope is quite possibly wrong.

Earth’s shifts on its axis over the past 3,000 years have changed the 12 zodiac signs. For example, think your sign is Aquarius? You may be a Pisces. (There’s also a 13th sign, Ophiuchus, that’s based on a constellation the ancient Babylonians threw out for symmetry thousands of years ago.)

So who’s to blame for this scam on zodiac devotees?

The ancient Babylonians based the zodiac on which constellation the sun appeared to be in when a person was born. Since then, the moon’s has exerted a gravitation pull on Earth, causing a “wobble” on its axis that has shifted the stars’ alignment by about a month, the Minneapolis Star-Tribune reports.

“Because of this change in the tilt, the Earth is over here and the sun is in a different constellation than it was 3,000 years ago when this study of the stars began,” astronomer Parke Kunkle told the Twin Cities’ KARE-TV.

The shift isn’t new, Kunkle says — the zodiac world just hasn’t taken the wobble into account.

Here’s your new sign below:

Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11
Pisces: March 11-April 18
Aries: April 18-May 13
Taurus: May 13-June 21
Gemini: June 21-July 20
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23-Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29-Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20