Archive for February, 2011

Resume from GOD

February 5, 2011

To Whom It May Concern: 🙂

I heard you were considering a new manager in your life. I would

like to apply for the job. I believe I am the most qualified

candidate. I am the only one that has even done this job

successfully.

I was the first manager of human beings. In fact I made them, so

naturally I know how humanity works, and what is best to get people

back into proper working condition. It will be like having the

manufacturer as your personal mechanic.

If this is your first time considering me, I would just like to

point out that my salary has already been paid by the blood of my

son, Jesus on the cross of Calvary. What I need from you is the

acknowledgment that the price is sufficient to pay for all of your

sin and your independence from Me. I need you to believe this in

your heart and to tell somebody else about your decision with your

mouth.

The next thing I ask is the right to change and fix your life so you

can learn how to stay close to Me. I will make some major changes

and revisions.They are not for you to worry about. I need your

permission to execute these changes, My way and in My time. I will

change your desires and give you the strength to make the changes.

Please keep your hands out of the way. Don’t try to help me and

Don’t resist me. I really do need your full commitment and

cooperation. If you give me those, the process can go smoothly,

without delays.

Yours Sincerely,

GOD

P.S. I created the heavens and the earth. I AM. BELOW IS MY

RESUME…

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GODEverywhere

All over, Every Place 00000

Phone: (123) 456-PRAY

EXPERIENCE

From the beginning of time. Before the beginning of time. From

everlasting to everlasting. I made time.

ABILITY

All Powerful

PRIOR EMPLOYMENT

*Created the universe, put the galaxies in place, formed man.

*Established heaven and earth by My spoken Word and am currently

holding up the world by My power.

EDUCATION AND TRAINING

*I AM and I have all knowledge.

CHARACTER REFERENCE

Love, light, and life (1John 4:16, 1John 1:5, John 14:6).

A representative, but by no means conclusive list of other character

traits follows:

Wisdom – James 1:5

Comfort – 2 Corinthians 1:3

Truth – John 8:32

Healer – 1 Peter 2:24

Strength – Phil. 4:13

Forgiveness – 1John 1:9

Provider – Phil. 4:19

Mercy – Ephesians 2:24

Good – Matt. 19:17

Peace – Romans 14:17

AVAILABILITY

Willing and ready to take over your life.

Able to put your life together again.

Will bring all of who I AM into your life.

Can start now.

Will transform your life if you let Me.

SALARY REQUIREMENT

Work in your life has already been paid for through the blood of My

Son, Jesus.

Your only responsibility is to commit initially and on a daily

basis.

To trust and obey what Jesus has done and wants to do in your life.

 

Other references available upon request.

 

Source: http://blog.themousepotato.com/2010/04/04/resume-from-god/